Hall Of Fame (Top 5, Bottom 5)

We thought it would be fun to showcase some of the best and worst that we have dipped to date based off the ratings given. The best are likely going to be normal everyday things that should go with cheese while the worst will probably be things that should never be eaten by anyone ever. Except us, because we do it for science and because we're trained professionals. (This page is automatically generated and the order and items appearing may change.)

Top 5 - The Best Of The Best


Quesadilla - 11/10
Added 05.14.2009

Now this is what we're talking about. Awesome cheese, wrapped in a greasy tortilla, cooked, and then dipped in more cheese. There is no possible way that this could be bad. We're breaking the rules and giving this an 11.

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California Burrito - 10/10
Added 05.13.2009

This is your standard California burrito which is available at pretty much every single taco shop in Southern California. Since these burritos are so delicious, there is no possible way that adding more cheese could ever be a bad thing. We think the rating reflects this.

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Pepperjack Cheese - 10/10
Added 05.18.2009

Spicy cheese dipped in a spicy cheese dip. What can go wrong? Nothing. It tasted like spicy cheese and this, after eating floam, is nothing short of fantastic.

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Sourdough Baguette - 9/10
Added 05.14.2009

Bread was made for cheese and this is particularly true for sourdough. Carve up a little baguette, serve with cheese = instant party. Your friends will like you and you'll become more popular. (Results not guaranteed.) We would eat this over and over again.

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Extra Sharp Cheddar - 9/10
Added 05.14.2009

Cheese upon cheese, what could go wrong? Apparently nothing unless you're allergic to your arteries clogging at an early age. We're not, so the dipping must continue.

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Bottom 5 - Our Most Horrible Ideas


Cheese Mimosa - 1/10
Added 05.13.2009

We like champagne. We like cheese. What's not to like about champagne and cheese? Apparently everything. Combining these two elements seems to only bring out the worst of each which ultimately ended up making this a horrible, horrible idea.

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Wasabi - 1/10
Added 05.14.2009

First, let us say, "fuck wasabi." We can't stand the stuff and the idea of putting cheese around something so vile made our collective stomach churn. But you know what? We did it anyway. For you and for science. We had to. It's our job. Our job is really, really gross.

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Marshmallow Peanuts - 1.5/10
Added 05.14.2009

These pieces of crap just need to go away already. They taste horrible by themselves and they continue to taste horrible when dipped in cheese. In fact, they make the cheese taste worse and that should be a crime in itself. You are banished to hell, fake peanut.

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Mentos (mint) - 1.5/10
Added 06.04.2009

I wish we knew what the hell a "fresh maker" was because we'd like to call it collect and give it a good, stern talking to. Mentos have no business being in our cheese and this dip proves it. (We also did the fruit variety and it sucked just as bad so we don't feel the need to make a separate dip post about it.)

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Cat Treat (Greenie) - 1.5/10
Added 08.21.2009

It's no wonder why cats are so pissy towards their owners if this is the kind of crap that they have to look forward to when they're rewarded. Oh, good kitty, you did something wonderful. Have this horrible-tasting treat that I bought for you. That's like taking your friend out to lunch and force-feeding them a used Dr. Scholls foot pad. Yeah, it's that bad. No amount of cheese could salvage this dip from being anything less than gross.